So we know that cultivating a fertilised garden bed for experts is one rule of green thumb on whether or not a burgeoning Stack Exchange site will likely emerge from the husk of the beta period.
But what's the take on questions like this? (summarised)
How does one tell which plants won't die from a diet of urine?
Yes, it is serious. But, yes, it does sound like a joke.
Do we want to be fielding such questions that come from a place of "heard it from a mate who heard it from another mate" type of query?
Or does the premise of such deem these questions off topic for the expert level?